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A snake, a snake! It's a snake!
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The Legend of The Belt Continues
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Calvin is a Dic(tator)
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Local girl says anal sex saved her virginity
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I try my hand at detective writing
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Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
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Who knew I even had fans?
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Blair is still hot, and other facts of life
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Finally Congress is dealing with an issue of importance
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Blue collar. White collar. As long as it's sleeveless, who cares?
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Classified Information: My year on Craigslist
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Excerpts from some romance novels I'm writing: Volume 3
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Always a bride, never a bridesmaid
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Local man to make a move
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Excerpts from some romance novels I'm writing: Volume 2
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Excerpts from some romance novels I'm writing: Volume 1
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Friendship not the same after MMF threesome
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And that's why you always leave a note
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Her stripper name was Sarah. Her real name was Tigress.
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Awkward moment shared between local janitor and bathroom user
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Self-Esteem is Overrated (Unless You're Talking About The Offspring Song)
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I wish it was more like that movie, Newsies
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Office hottie to downsize wardrobe near the end of the second quarter
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Apparently, women like sex, too
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The Super Bowl is drunk and depraved
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Like Al Gore, my balls are green
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There's only one thing I can do every day
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Just ridin' the storm out: The clusterfuck that was 2008
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In the news: Holiday briefs edition (not an underwear joke, either)
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Drunken hookup uninterrupted by the lack of a condom
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Jokes I would have written for Mitch Hedberg
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Billy Mays here for with an exciting new product: David Baker
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Girl to be something slutty for Halloween
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The one where I end up fist fighting several members of PETA
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Cheney has same approval rating as Chlamydia
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Nation's daughters not leaving the house dressed like that
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I'm living in Supermarket Sweep
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Honestly, business has been better
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Local girl totally sick of nice guys, returns to assholes
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I need something to stimulate my package
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I'm the demographic for advertisers on The Price is Right
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Rocky VII: The one where he fights his toughest opponent yet – ED
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Friends are like the Feudal System
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